Comments from StratfordX

StratfordX commented on Batman - Is He RIP Or What?

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:41:34 MST

Well, I liked it. Perhaps Gaiman has ideas for the Black Glove and they didn't want to wrap things up too tightly?

StratfordX commented on Kristen Stewart Partakes Of Ancient, Vampire-Summoning Herb

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:14:01 MST

the comments thread on TMZ seems focused on her performance in Twilight. She must, like any thinking person, *despise* her character, so her performance wouldn't be coming from a place the fans ostensibly would agree with.

"puh, stupid bitch, why are you RUINING YOUR CAR33R"

or maybe she has an ounce of dignity self-preservation and is actively campaigning to be recast?

StratfordX commented on Kristen Stewart Partakes Of Ancient, Vampire-Summoning Herb

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 11:08:50 MST

good for her. I wish more of the youngin's would smoke weed. Haven't you heard? it's *way* stronger than your parents' weed. Smoke more, kids. More.

StratfordX commented on In what has to be the most

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 11:04:39 MST

The validity of this in question, I prefer to pass this along.

You, not what you say, what you believe, but you, yourself, make me ashamed to be an American. To have to share any distinction with you is offense enough, but you condemn us to singular thinking. We're a pluralist society whether you like it or not.

Unelectable unfuckable insufferable spinster.

StratfordX commented on The Hills: Lauren Conrad Maybe Hooked Up With JustinBobby

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 10:40:29 MST

he's always like that, right?

these fuckers ruined Laguna Beach, so schadenfreude, Wow! But I hate seeing any lady mistreated. That guy can't catch a beating fast enough.

StratfordX commented on I Was Trapped In A Movie Theater With Teenage Twilight Fans

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:56:31 MST

We gotta show 'em, Watchmen peeps! Rally.

StratfordX commented on It turns out that it's not

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:46:50 MST

whatever keeps her irrelevant, ultimately.

StratfordX commented on 11 Things He Wants From You: Shut Up, Go Down, And Smile

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:42:18 MST

lists! the solution discovered.

StratfordX commented on Where's Our Stand By Me?

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:39:41 MST

Azumanga Daioh. Google it.

StratfordX commented on Easter Eggs In Zack Snyder's Insanely OCD Watchmen Trailer

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 02:06:39 MST

on the one hand? eliminating the squid means eliminating a lot of the build-up and retroactive explanation of squid.

on the other hand? every alan moore story is an intricate house of cars. you can't mess with any element no matter how small without affecting the entire thing.

I think you're both dickheads.

StratfordX commented on Warcraft Movie Still Seeking Screenwriter

Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:05:23 MST

Thing is, a cinematics team needs a story to tell. We can't have a movie of cutscenes, hot though that would be. I think they'd like to see their property cross the uncanny valley--I can't really think of any other reason why the movie is an attractive prospect. A lot of work, small chance of success.

Doesn't mean I haven't been thinking about it. A lot. I'm thinking grindhouse, but I'm not comfortable with Robert Rodriguez, and Quentin's spoken for.
This. Is Azeroth
WockachikaWockachikaWockachikaWockachika
World. Of Warcraft.

Rated R.

Bob's gone, or it would be a Nashville/Gosford Park with elves and bullmen. call it Darkmoon Faire.

I keep coming back to PTA.

"There's a whole OCEAN of orks beyond the portal, and no one can get at it but me!"

"How Old are you, Arthas?"
"17."
"Seventeen Year-old Piece of Gold".

StratfordX commented on Michelle Obama's Election Night Dress: Germaine Greer Just Doesn't Get It

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:07:39 MST

Red Team Storm!

StratfordX commented on Women Hate Palin Because "She Has A Great Sex Life"

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:40:27 MST

Dear Lorne Michaels:

Weekend Update's finest anchor needs his soul back vis a vis his old job.

StratfordX commented on Aussie blokes backpacking

Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:32:33 MST

That movie blows goats.

I have proof.

is it still being released? I haven't seen any ads for it.

StratfordX commented on LBP Levels Getting 'Moderated' Out of Existence

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:37:58 MST

like, I take crayons and scan it.

StratfordX commented on LBP Levels Getting 'Moderated' Out of Existence

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:36:45 MST

so I can't draw a picture of the master chief with a big old boner and put it on my myspace. because microsoft is going to sue myspace.

StratfordX commented on ABC & Grey's Anatomy Shut Down Lezebel Storyline

Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:30:30 MST

man, they always make the hot ones gay.

Willow
Callie
others.

Obviously, they've never dined on Stratford.

Yeahanywayit'sfreakin'ludicroustoevenpursuethis. Jokes in the executive washroom about your sexy show's unsexy characters is one thing--this is asinine. keep it to yo' self.

StratfordX commented on How Angelina Jolie Explains Game Violence To Her Kids

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 20:51:52 MST

I'm just... not wild about the whole Objectivism thing, but that's me.

StratfordX commented on A 16 Second NHK Clip of Dragonball Movie (Very Boring)

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:30:02 MDT

Every critic that dogpiled on Speed Racer better show the same eye for this.

Clearly, *clearly* the bros W are the only guys who get anime enough to successfully adapt it into live-action.

StratfordX commented on Susan Lucci Smiles Through The (Ankle) Pain

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 01:59:14 MDT

hot damn.

AND you can see her underwear.

[12 yrs old]

StratfordX commented on First Dragonball Movie Review: "Not A Disaster"

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 18:06:10 MDT

Fox is notorious for sending plant reviews to AICN.

StratfordX commented on Lars Ulrich Explains Why Metallica Sided With Guitar Hero, Not Rock Band

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:05:34 MDT

Who's going to buy Guitar Hero: Metallica? Barely relevant grandparents-aged of the current crop. 8 year olds love ...and justice for all.

StratfordX commented on Ephemerisle Is Waterworld With a More Realistic Budget

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 12:29:28 MDT

this is just a conspiracy theory to drown libertarians.

"So what's the problem?"

Oh, none.

StratfordX commented on Kotaku Originals: Holy Sh--

Sat, 18 Oct 2008 12:41:02 MDT

if you're angry about this, I have three words for you.
Prophet.
Mohammed.
Sackboy.

StratfordX commented on In The Future, We Won't Recognize Detroit, Says New Robocop Director

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:50:54 MDT

having just seen The Wrestler, I can't *wait* to see his Robocop.

StratfordX commented on John McCain: Senator, Candidate, Misogynist?

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:48:03 MDT

I have a friend who insists that because his senate and campaign staffers are mostly women and they make more money than obama's senate and campaign staffers, he's more into pay equity.

anyone care to take that behind the woodshed and make it squeal?

StratfordX commented on Fallout 3 - The System Requirements

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:15:56 MDT

360'd!

StratfordX commented on Do Not Forget This: Eating Disorders And The Long Road To Recovery

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:33:33 MDT

[uk]

I kept hearing this whilst reading the article. My dearest lady friend, she's going to do this to herself until the day she dies, I'm afraid. It's not empowering, it's not self-actualization, it's a slow death. Hortense and everybody else, you all give me hope.

StratfordX commented on Pamela Anderson Has Some Advice For Sarah Palin

Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:54:27 MDT

That is without question the sexiest thing Pam Anderson has ever said, said the straight guy writing in the margin's of the ladies' fashion mag...I just saw
[uk]

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during the pre-movie advertainment (at a Regal theater, no surprise) and good for her, getting out of entanglements with that hoser.

I know ain't everybody in favor of her naked girls 4 animals decisions, but I'd like to hear more of what Ms. Anderson has to say. Does Larry King hold a monopoly on her cable news appearances?

StratfordX commented on 28 Months Later, Are Those "Zombies" Still Running Around London?

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:31:46 MDT

Loved Days. I thought it managed to say better in one movie what took Romero three.

LOVED the first act of Weeks. here I am, thinking "Robert Carslysle! Stringer Bell! that flashback was great, is this the next ALIENS?"

twenty five minutes later, I'm watching 28 Days Later2: The Quickening. They might as well have come from space.

StratfordX commented on "Why Are Lesbians Often Fatter Than Straight Women?"

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 18:49:46 MDT

I've had that fucking song stuck in my head all since last weekend, of my own recollection.

StratfordX commented on Sarah Palin's BFFs: Decidedly Pro-Choice, Undecided On President

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:06:37 MDT

"you don't have to agree with Sarah Palin to vote for her!"

I wish they'd asked them about the book banning. That shit needs to be clarified.